Dynasty Hockey League

A Failure To Launch

Don’t look now OV but you are having an atrocious season.

Where have all the goals gone in Edmonton?

The Edmonton Oilers came into Season 22 with a lineup designed to score a lot of goals. Instead, the Oilers have scored a measly 55 goals in 23 hockey games. That’s an average of 2.39 goals per game.

2.39

How is this possible? Loaded with four players boasting 84+ SC ratings and can’t score? Yes I know it’s still good enough for 10th in the DHL – this is also mind boggling. Well at least the power play is clicking…………..bahahaaahahahahah. It’s operating at 7.2%. Just behind Winnipeg and Buffalo? Say what now?

7.2%

Lets look at the seasons these idiots are having so far:

Alex the “Great”

GP – 23  G – 7  A – 4  AND HE’S A MINUS 3

Jamie the “Leader”

GP – 23  G – 6  A – 5

OEL

GP – 23  G- 1  A – 7

GUYS ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????????

ARE

YOU

KIDDING

ME?

Lines have been juggled to no avail. We may have a chemistry problem here?

Suggestions are Welcome – please send to bababooey@areyoukiddingme.ca

 

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